Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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