His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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