i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize