I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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