he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
being pregnant is like rehab
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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