Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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