If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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