This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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