In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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