That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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