I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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