So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
