She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
