So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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