i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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