IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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