i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
