My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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