dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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