god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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