And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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