i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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