Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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