Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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