Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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