is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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