my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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