Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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