party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'm really busy with my period
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