well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
