I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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