Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
