On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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