i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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