he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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