I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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