At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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