you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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