I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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