Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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