Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
