We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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