Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Barsexuality is the new black.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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