Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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