Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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