i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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