It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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