i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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