he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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