it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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