That's intense
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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