I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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