He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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