Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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