We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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