Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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