I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is the high leading the old right now
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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