Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
